Willie’s Response To The “Cease And Desist” Letter

I got a letter from the company the other day. I opened and read it. It said… well, you saw what it said.

Here’s my HR-approved, legally safe response to the cease and desist letter served by my employer.

Meet Willie.


My name is Willie.

The good folks at CorpWhore.com invited me to their wonderful, yet utterly depressing site to share my experiences with you. See, I hate my job. I hate my job more than anything that I have ever hated. More than life itself. I’m on a career path to nowhere. I describe the outlook for my future as “mediocre at best”. I’m a number, a cog in the system. I’m remarkably average. I hate going to sleep at night because I know that when I wake up, tomorrow will be just as bad, if not worse, than today.

For some reason, CorpWhore.com felt like these qualities made me the ideal candidate to amuse you with storiesof my daily failures and shortcomings. Please laugh at my life, because I find it so very difficult to do so. Over the next several days, weeks, and possibly months, i’ll share my daily experiences as a corporate whore, and offer my unique insight into the impossibly hopeless world of Willie Turner.

All that I ask is this: share your stories too. I’ll probably off myself if I feel like the only one that’s going through this. Write, comment, send video – I don’t care. Let’s all be miserable together.

You can follow me and the rest of the CorpWhore crew on twitter – @thecorpwhore

-William Q. Turner

Guess who’s back….

I know, I know…..

We’ve been gone for a minute. Been having to work and get some things in order, you know how it its…… I’ll tell you more about that soon though.

Meanwhile, this Saturday night, I will be celebrating the rebirth of the site, with a new goal in mind along with some of Houston’s most insane djs. 4 djs, 4 turntable, 2 mixers, and more music than you can shake your ass too, It’s going to be insane.

Now, I don’t know if you know anything about Shadow Bar, but if you don’t, bring your A game. The ladies there are INCREDIBLE. I repeat, Houston’s hottest girls always hang out at Shadow Bar. Seriously. So my suggestion to you is, if you’re a guy, dress like you know what’s up. Go get your hair tightened up, put an iron that tshirt, make sure those jeans are clean, and make sure your kick game is crispy. Ladies…. Well….. Less is more….

This Saturday night, make sure to get to the place to be. Expect top 40, dance, classic hiphop, bmore, electro house, dancehall, booty bass, videos, hot girls, strong drinks, cameras, and all around insanity. I promise you won’t find a better party in the city that night.

John Dew- June 27th trailer for the Sixteen 16’s Mixtape

John Dew- June 27th

In timely fashion, John Dew dropped off a freestyle trailer over the classic June 27th instrumental in preparation for the release of his next mixtape: Sixteen 16’s.

as told to us by John Dew:

Today is a day that forever is cemented in the minds of houston hip hop. This is the day “June 27th” was recorded one of the hardest freestyle sessions known to southern rap. So I decided to take my turn in the cypher, contrary to what most beleive this beat was not originally drake’s idea, however even he knows about the importance of this track. This is the lead freetyle from my new project “16/16s” which is a collection of 16 verses, each 16 bars, over 16 tracks scheduled to release mid July. In memory of Robert “DJ Screw” Davis. This is how it should be done.

Zilla – “Let’s Talk About” (Video)