I got a letter from the company the other day. I opened and read it. It said… well, you saw what it said.
Here’s my HR-approved, legally safe response to the cease and desist letter served by my employer.
My name is Willie.
The good folks at CorpWhore.com invited me to their wonderful, yet utterly depressing site to share my experiences with you. See, I hate my job. I hate my job more than anything that I have ever hated. More than life itself. I’m on a career path to nowhere. I describe the outlook [...]
I got a letter from the company the other day. I opened and read it. It said… well, you saw what it said.
Here’s my HR-approved, legally safe response to the cease and desist letter served by my employer.
My name is Willie.
The good folks at CorpWhore.com invited me to their wonderful, yet utterly depressing site to share my experiences with you. See, I hate my job. I hate my job more than anything that I have ever hated. More than life itself. I’m on a career path to nowhere. I describe the outlook for my future as “mediocre at best”. I’m a number, a cog in the system. I’m remarkably average. I hate going to sleep at night because I know that when I wake up, tomorrow will be just as bad, if not worse, than today.
For some reason, CorpWhore.com felt like these qualities made me the ideal candidate to amuse you with storiesof my daily failures and shortcomings. Please laugh at my life, because I find it so very difficult to do so. Over the next several days, weeks, and possibly months, i’ll share my daily experiences as a corporate whore, and offer my unique insight into the impossibly hopeless world of Willie Turner.
All that I ask is this: share your stories too. I’ll probably off myself if I feel like the only one that’s going through this. Write, comment, send video – I don’t care. Let’s all be miserable together.
You can follow me and the rest of the CorpWhore crew on twitter – @thecorpwhore
-William Q. Turner
In timely fashion, John Dew dropped off a freestyle trailer over the classic June 27th instrumental in preparation for the release of his next mixtape: Sixteen 16’s.
as told to us by John Dew:
Today is a day that forever is cemented in the minds of houston hip hop. This is the day “June 27th” was recorded one of the hardest freestyle sessions known to southern rap. So I decided to take my turn in the cypher, contrary to what most beleive this beat was not originally drake’s idea, however even he knows about the importance of this track. This is the lead freetyle from my new project “16/16s” which is a collection of 16 verses, each 16 bars, over 16 tracks scheduled to release mid July. In memory of Robert “DJ Screw” Davis. This is how it should be done.